10mmAuto-Aspirin

May 6th, 2013 at 11:32PM

hokutens-and-assassins:

dragon-wolf8:

So… apparently, the phrase “take an arrow to the knee” is old nordic slang for getting married.

THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!!!

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May 3rd, 2013 at 6:14PM

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May 2nd, 2013 at 5:09PM

I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor. She told me, “There’s no masturbation in the DC Universe.” To which my reaction was, “Well that explains a lot about the DC Universe. — Neil Gaiman (via worldwarlove)

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May 2nd, 2013 at 12:36AM

Motörhead drinking game:

dalliantdelay:

supascooperandmightymansh:

Drink an entire bottle of Jack Daniels every single day

Somehow never die

forever reblog

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May 2nd, 2013 at 12:27AM

scumbag shepard is the best kind of shepard.

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May 1st, 2013 at 6:03PM

cerebralzero:

penice:

thanks to /k/ and gunblr, I can’t even hold a drill without feeling guilty and exercising trigger discipline

I work with power tools pretty much every day and I can’t even hold a radial saw without laying my index flat.

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May 1st, 2013 at 6:01PM

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April 30th, 2013 at 8:39PM

marsthebringerofwar:

>Not a tracked vehicle

>No frontal armour

>Not 75mm high velocity cannon

>Not manufactured by Alkett in the Fatherland

>Not a Sturmgeschütz III

This is an assault gun. You’re not fooling anyone.